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- 23 Times Phil Dunphy Was the Best Part of 'Modern Family'
- The 'Game of Thrones' Backlash Continues Following Rape Scene
- The 13 Most Pointless Horror Movie Remakes Ever Made
- James Gandolfini Was Asked to Star in 'Human Centipede 3'
- 7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About 'Mad Max'
- Leighton Meester Expecting First Child With Adam Brody
- This 'Under the Dome' Season 3 Trailer Takes Things Outside
- 5 Movie Stunts That Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong
- 'We Are Your Friends' Trailer Will Make You Want to Dance All Night Long
- 'Dancing With the Stars' Recap: Finally, the Finals
- 'Maze Runner: Scorch Trials' Trailer Will Fire You Up For the Sequel
- Visually-Stunning 'Pan' Trailer Wants to Be the Next 'Harry Potter'
- 7 Things That Need to Happen in 'The Lego Batman Movie'
- Best of Late Night TV: Nick Offerman, Hugh Jackman Play Password; Fallon's Letterman Tribute; Betty White Flash Mob
- 'The Bachelorette' Premiere's 13 Hot Mess ('Horned Up!') Moments
| Here's Everything We Felt About 'The Bachelorette' Reveal Episode Posted: Plus, that trailer for the rest of the season?! #SexGate  Here are all the things we felt during Part II of the two-night "Bachelorette" premiere: Britt must bounce. Immediately. Britt was dumped within the first two minutes of Tuesday's episode -- by Chris Harrison, who kind of fell into "Bachelor" mode to dump the first girl, then basically propose to the second as the Chosen One. We wanted to be excited for Kaitlyn, but had to first be sad for Britt, who really needed those tissues from last night. She didn't even get a chance to take a moment and say her goodbyes, she was escorted by Chris into the limo and the tears began.  Sorry, Kaitlyn, but ... YOU HAVE TO DATE THESE FOOLS! Then Chris went up to Kaitlyn for a move usually reserved for the final rose ceremony -- the long face and deep sigh and sad intro saying he's sorry, but ... he had to send Britt home. Kaitlyn is The Bachelorette! Kaitlyn called it "Hands down the best moment of my life." She called her mom with the happy news, then added that she was trying not to throw up. She felt guilty to be so happy, but this is where the hard part starts. Now she has to be the bad guy and start dumping people.  Jared scores points for his honesty A lot of the guys wanted Britt, including monotone Tony and Love Man Jared. Not all of the guys were honest about that, though. Jared was up front with Kaitlyn and said he did vote for Britt, but he'd like a chance to get to know Kaitlyn. He got props for his honesty and you know what, this is what happens 90 percent of the time on every season. A lot of guys on Jillian Harris' and Ashley Hebert's seasons, for example, were hoping the rosemistress would be Melissa Rycroft or Emily Maynard. But you stay and you see if there's a connection and sometimes there is. Good for Jared for being honest and open minded.  Single dad = instant turn-on J.J. -- the hockey puck you guy -- revealed he has a 3-year-old daughter. He was worried about how she would feel, but please. Single dads immediately get taken more seriously and Kaitlyn liked him even more for it, moving him up the charts quickly.  First kiss ... already? Hot dentist Chris got the first kiss from Kaitlyn right on the first night. Cupcake guy locked lips and the rest of the guys saw it. The line "can't judge a book by its cupcake" was dropped.  First impression rose ... and second kiss ... already Very quickly into the second part of what seemed like a really long night for this group, Chris H. came out with the first impression rose. We saw him drop that tray right after hot welder shared his steel rose, so you'd think he might get the real rose after that. Nope! It went to the hot Ryan Gosling clone, Shawn B. He was super excited for the rosemistress to be Kaitlyn and she basically eats him with her eyes in every meeting, so ... well played, Kaitlyn. Approval stamp. Kaitlyn said there's just something about Shawn, then added what that thing is: "He's cute." They kissed, too, and she got the schoolgirl butterflies.  Brady interrupts the rose ceremony to dump Kaitlyn Maybe halfway through the rose ceremony, Brady asked for a minute with Kaitlyn. He very kindly and respectfully said it's time for him to take a risk. He said his heart is with the woman who left a couple of hours ago. More props for honesty. So Brady left with the intention to find Britt and see what would happen. Chris followed him out as if to help, so we'll probably see what happened. It was DAWN already when he left, but good for him. And smart of him to get a head start on all the other Team Britt guys.  Mass dumping Four complete strangers got to take a moment and say their goodbyes to Kaitlyn and the other guys. Since we didn't get to know them, we're not too sad. But it still sucks to be rejected, so ... sorry guys.  Dramatic trailer reveals sexy time Maybe the best part of the episode was the dramatic trailer for the rest of the season, showing Amy Schumer, the return of Nick Viall (!) and Kaitlyn admitting she had sex with one of the guys. She was shown making out with a ton of them and apparently she just went "too far, too fast" with one of those guys. Well! That is not likely to sit well with viewers, but Britt can save her gloating till later. For now, cue this very NSFW "I Just Had Sex" video: Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 23 Times Phil Dunphy Was the Best Part of 'Modern Family' Posted: Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) is a well-meaning father, loyal husband, nearly-perfect son, amateur inventor, and all-around amazing guy. His "Phil's-osophies" are almost as legendary as his spectacular puns. When he's not doling out fatherly advice, he's making pop-culture references that send Tumblr into a tailspin. So it's no wonder he's near (or at) the top of every "Modern Family" fan's list of favorite characters. Here, then, are 23 times Phil Dunphy proved he was the greatest human-being alive. (Yes, I realize he's a fictional character, but pretending he's real brings me joy.)  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| The 'Game of Thrones' Backlash Continues Following Rape Scene Posted:  WARNING: This post contains SPOILERS about Sunday's episode of "Game of Thrones."Fans and critics alike were none too pleased with Sunday's "Game of Thrones" episode, which found Sansa Stark (Sophie Turner) being raped by her new husband, Ramsay Bolton (Iwan Rheon), while her stepbrother Theon (Alfie Allen) is forced to watch. The scene in question was brutal and horrifying, and Turner and producer-writer Bryan Cogman's comments about it didn't exactly help make things better, either. Backlash against the plot point has only mounted since Sunday's episode wrapped, with social media exploding in protest over the decision to depict such a brutal act. The Mary Sue announced it would no longer post anything about the show, noting, "There's only so many times you can be disgusted with something you love before you literally can't bring yourself to look at it anymore." U.S. Senator Claire McCaskill was one of the more high-profile "Thrones" defectors, announcing on Twitter on Tuesday that she was "done" with the show. McCaskill called the scene "Gratuitous ... disgusting and unacceptable," and alluded to the fact that her affection for the series had been waning for some time. Many more critics have chimed in with their disapproval (HitFix compiled some of the more pointed critiques), with the resounding majority chastising the show for choosing to exploit a story from the books that initially had nothing to do with Sansa (her character was merged with the character of Jeyne Poole from George R.R. Martin's novels), unnecessarily traumatizing both her character and viewers in the process. We're not sure how "Thrones" showrunners can win back every viewer's trust -- Turner and Cogman alluded to some big moments for Sansa down the road following her humiliation -- but it seems they're going to have to try. Stay tuned. [via: The Mary Sue, Claire McCaskill, HitFix] This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| The 13 Most Pointless Horror Movie Remakes Ever Made Posted: The remake of '80s fight fest "Poltergeist" hits theaters this Friday: Can it match the original? Seems doubtful, since horror remakes so seldom deliver. Occasionally, a remake raises the bar and becomes an entirely new film: Case in point, John Carpenter's now-classic shape-shifting alien thriller "The Thing" (1982), a gorier and more psychological remake of the Howard Hawks film "The Thing From Another Planet" (1951). But revisiting a classic is usually just a waste of time. Even if the remake is halfway watchable, wouldn't you rather just see the original again? Here are some of the most unnecessary horror remakes of all time. (We're not including the 2011 version of "The Thing" since, even though it's pretty pointless, it was a prequel, not a remake.)  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| James Gandolfini Was Asked to Star in 'Human Centipede 3' Posted: In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, writer-director Tom Six said that he had a two specific actors in mind when writing the part of Governor Hughes, a role that ultimately went to Eric Roberts. Who else was in the running? None other than late "Sopranos" star James Gandolfini. Yes, you read that right. According to Six, he approached Gandolfini about the part, and even gave the actor a screenplay to read, before the onetime Tony Soprano ultimately passed on the project. Gandolfini died of a heart attack in 2013. "I had James Gandolfini in mind and Eric Roberts. I was talking to them both," Six explained to EW. "But when James Gandolfini read the script he was a little bit hesitant. Yeah, he backed off, and then he died, of course." While the mind races when trying to imagine the award-winning Gandolfini in the "Human Centipede" universe, Six apparently doesn't regret his ultimate casting choice in Roberts, telling EW that Roberts "loved the Human Centipede films ... and he wanted to do it immediately." Sounds like a match made in (disgusting) heaven. "The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)" premieres in theaters and on VOD on May 22. [via: Entertainment Weekly] Photo credit: Getty Images This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About 'Mad Max' Posted:  Think you know everything there is to know about all the "Mad Max" movies? Well, there's a good chance you don't. So watch this vid to learn all the crazy behind-the-scenes facts you probably didn't know. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Leighton Meester Expecting First Child With Adam Brody Posted:  "Gossip Girl" alum Leighton Meester will be welcoming a girl (or boy) of her own soon: The actress is pregnant with her first child with husband Adam Brody.Celeb site PopSugar posted photos of the pregnant star strolling around Los Angeles this week with a visible baby bump, confirming recent rumors that she and Brody (forever known as "The O.C." heartthrob Seth Cohen in our hearts) were expecting. The pair married in a hush-hush ceremony in February 2014, and have kept a relatively low profile ever since. Meester seemed ready for motherhood, revealing in an interview with Nylon back in October that that was most likely the logical next step in her life. "Most people I know are starting to get married," the 29-year-old actress told the magazine. "It'll be kids next. I like the grown-up stuff. I like having a house. I've got dogs." Congrats to the parents-to-be. Maybe Meester's kid can join up with Blake Lively's new daughter for a "Gossip Girl" reboot down the road? [via: PopSugar] Photo credit: Dimitrios Kambouris via Getty Images This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| This 'Under the Dome' Season 3 Trailer Takes Things Outside Posted:  CBS just released a new trailer for the upcoming third season of summer hit "Under the Dome," and the action-packed clip teases that the show's title may soon become irrelevant for the residents of Chester's Mill.The clip checks in with all of our main characters, with Big Jim ("Breaking Bad" alum Dean Norris) grumbling that there's "nothing good on television these days" (getting a bit meta, aren't we, CBS?) and later arguing with Julia (Rachelle Lefevre) about what the dome really means for the town (it's "here to destroy us," he insists). There's also a glimpse of special guest star Marg Helgenberger (late of CBS staple "CSI"), who appears in the season premiere as a voice of hope for Chester Mill, preaching faith in the face of whatever dark times the dome may instill. Of course, the dome may not be a problem for residents much longer, as one of the last shots in the trailer shows the structure being destroyed -- and the bewildered characters realizing that they've finally been freed from their prison. As Barbie (Mike Vogel) says earlier on in the trailer, "Sometimes, you've gotta take a leap of faith." Maybe that's the key to the residents' redemption after all? Check out the clip below, and dream up your own theories about how Chester's Mill escapes the clutches of the dome. "Under the Dome" makes its season three debut on June 25 on CBS with a special two-hour premiere. Photo credit: YouTube This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 5 Movie Stunts That Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong Posted:  When done correctly, stunts can be awesome. But sometimes, even the simplest stunts can go wrong and end in the untimely death of a stunt performer. These are five stunts that ended in tragedy. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 'We Are Your Friends' Trailer Will Make You Want to Dance All Night Long Posted:  Can one song set the world on fire? Aspiring DJ Cole (Zac Efron) believes so -- and he thinks its his destiny to find it.Warner Bros. released the trailer for "We Are Your Friends," which is set in the electronic music world. Cole and his buddies are hustling and trying to make it while playing at college parties. Then, Cole meets the more experienced James (Wes Bentley), who becomes his mentor. Things are complicated by the fact that Cole is attracted to James's girlfriend (Emily Ratajkowski). Through it all, Cole is trying to create the perfect track -- the one to set partygoers' hearts racing.The movie definitely looks intriguing; the visuals have that hazy California surfer-skater vibe going on. And Efron has become an interesting actor -- he was great in "Neighbors." Of course, the music is pumping. "We Are Your Friends" opens in theaters August 28. Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 'Dancing With the Stars' Recap: Finally, the Finals Posted:  It's here, dance fans! The "Dancing with the Stars" finals have arrived, and everyone brought their A-game. It's going to be a really difficult competition. I even voted.It's an exciting night, and not just because it's the finals. I always look forward to the freestyle dances. They must be so much more difficult for the pros now. For one, as Sharna said, everyone knows that the freestyle can win the competition for the team, but it's harder to make the freestyle unique. When the show started, they rarely strayed from ballroom styles, so the freestyle really stood out as an "anything goes" performance. Now that they frequently do contemporary, jazz, disco, even hip-hop on the show, standout freestyles are harder to achieve, and there's pressure to go super big. The contestants start tonight with encore presentations of their favorite dance from the season, and a chance to increase their original score for that dance. All three stars show improvement in their dances and their scores, making the competition that much tougher. With only 6 dances tonight, I'm not going to choose a top 5-especially because it's such a difficult choice. Riker is still my guy, but Noah's and Rumer's freestyles are both so beautiful that I can't pick only one. Noah & Sharna's Week 3 Argentine Tango: Noah and Sharna's week 3 argentine tango is still good fun. I like the music more than I remember, and there's definitely some improvement in Noah's dancing. He looks smoother, more confident, and even shows expression on his face. The lifts are a little rough, especially the final pose (he lifted Sharna off the ground last time), but I imagine the nerves are going overboard for tonight's finals. I realize he's rarely shown his nervousness before. It's impressive. His score is slightly improved too, earning two more points from last time. Score: 32 Riker & Allison's Disney Week Paso Doble: Riker and Allison's week 5 "Pirates of the Caribbean" paso is just as exciting as it was the first time. That music still stands on its own, but it's fun to see the movements go with it. As Julianne mentions, Riker has much more control over his movements, and I don't fear for Allison's safety like I did last time. He's still high energy, but has control over that energy. I love that he is in character as Captain Jack from the start of the show, straight up through his interview with Erin Andrews. He's so adorable, and definitely found a new fan in me. I'll be keeping up with him after the show is over. He totally wows the judges this time too, earning a perfect Score: 40 Rumer & Val's Week 1 Fox Trot: This fox-trot is even more beautiful than it was in week 1, and largely because Rumer enjoys it more. Just as I start thinking I want her to relax her face again-it seems like she makes the selfie duck-face all the time-she comes out with a big beautiful smile in the second half of the routine. It's a little incongruous with the music, but she lights up the ballroom and actually looks like she's enjoying herself. It's wonderful. The judges notice it too, awarding her a perfect Score: 40 Noah & Sharna's Freestyle: Wow. This is so beautiful, and very powerful. They say in the package several times that it will be powerful, so I hate to agree with them, but it is. Sharna's exquisite choreography really allows Noah to shine, and the backing dancers don't detract from him at all. It's more like a solo with backing dancers than a duet. I love his torso work, and he's amazingly strong, holding Sharna up after the other dancers walk away. Truly moving. The judges are blown away too, awarding Noah a perfect Score: 40 Riker & Allison's Freestyle: Allison throws a number of dance styles (hip-hop, lindy hop, fox-trot) into her freestyle with Riker, but keeps it firmly planted in elegant Fred and Ginger classicism. Riker looks dashing in his white tux, and is such a wonderful performer, embodying the class and style of the period. His bar work is just a tiny bit off time, but fortunately the judges don't notice, awarding him another perfect Score: 40 Rumer & Val's Freestyle: Val decides to ignore the pressure to do something bigger and more complicated for his freestyle with Rumer, instead stripping it down to him and his partner, just dancing. It's a great call, and this largely Argentine tango is beautiful. He's a bit handsy in the routine, but it's also sexy and hot, with spicy cool choreography. She's gorgeous, and dancing flawlessly. It's exciting. The judges love it too, of course. Score: 40 So, the top two couples, Riker & Allison and Rumer & Val, are tied at the top with a perfect 80 score, while underdogs Noah & Sharna are just 8 points behind. It's anyone's guess who takes the trophy tomorrow night. As much as I'm hoping it will be Riker, I suspect Rumer will run away with it. It'll be thrilling to see how it all shakes out. What do you think, dance fans? Do you have a favorite dance tonight? Who do you want to win tomorrow night? Who do you think will win? Do they match? This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 'Maze Runner: Scorch Trials' Trailer Will Fire You Up For the Sequel Posted:  Thomas and friends escaped the Glade in "The Maze Runner," but they find out that the outside is far, far worse than anything they faced in that maze.The first trailer for "Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials" debuted today, and it levels up the action and conspiracy a few notches. Thomas (Dylan O'Brien), Teresa (Kaya Scodelario), and their fellow teens discover that the Glade was just phase one of a plan created by WCKD -- and that they may have been allowed to escape in the first movie.But when Thomas tries to flee the clutches of WCKD, he finds that the "real world" is a parched, desolate hellscape. Maybe the Glade's walls weren't there to keep them in - but to keep the terrible things out. "Maze Runner: Scorch Trials" opens in theaters September 18. Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Visually-Stunning 'Pan' Trailer Wants to Be the Next 'Harry Potter' Posted:  The boy may be able to fly, but will the movie take off?The first trailer for "Pan" hit the internet today and it's drop-dead gorgeous. The visuals are breathtaking - from the flying ship above to the lush Neverland scenery to the kooky costumes. Peter (newcomer Levi Miller) is an orphan who's kidnapped by the pirate Blackbeard (Hugh Jackman) to a fantastical land. There, he also meets Tiger Lily (Rooney Mara) and James Hook (Garrett Hedlund), who believe he's the answer to an ancient prophesy that foretells the defeat of the pirates. Other than those broad strokes, it's hard to get a real sense of the movie. It veers from earnestness to mystical mumbo-jumbo. It definitely wants you to feel like it's the next "Harry Potter" with the orphan setup, the entrance into an amazing new world, and fantastical creatures - Peter is The Boy Who Can Fly, rather than The Boy Who Lived. "Pan" opens in theaters October 9. Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 7 Things That Need to Happen in 'The Lego Batman Movie' Posted:  "Dark-ness! No parents!" The only thing better than "The LEGO Movie's" take on Batman is the upcoming spinoff film starring the popular DC hero. Before "The Lego Batman Movie" hits theaters in 2017, here are the seven things we need and deserve (reference!) in the Dark Knight's second Lego adventure. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Posted:  If you're like us and value your sleep, you probably nodded off into your Ambien dreamland before the party started on post-prime time TV. Don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's the best of what happened last night on late night.Hugh Jackman and Nick Offerman (looking SHARP without a mustache) were on "The Tonight Show" Monday night, and they played "Password" with Jimmy Fallon and Susan Sarandon (who wore a Rangers jersey). Hugh and Nick made the best team, and not just the best-looking. But they really did look good. In his sit-down interview, Hugh showed Jimmy the Aussie way to eat vegemite. He randomly broke out a toaster and demonstrated in a "public service announcement for Australia." Jimmy Fallon took a moment on "The Tonight Show" to thank David Letterman and wish him well in his retirement. He also showed a picture from his eighth grade yearbook, including a prediction of what the kids would go on to do. Under James Fallon it said "will replace David Letterman on the Late Night show." Wow. Pretty close! Tom Hanks was one of David Letterman's final "Late Show" guests and Tom broke out a selfie stick -- apparently it was complicated -- to take a final photo with Dave. Tom also talked about working with Ron Howard and shared a funny behind-the-scenes story about being attacked by fake drones. Betty White -- 93 years young and perpetually adorable -- was on "Conan" and said she's willing to be the next Bond girl. Cast her! She also talked about her birthday, and the flash mob her "Hot in Cleveland" castmates set up in her honor. They showed a clip of it. How cool is that? She's living the dream. Then again, she noted that they shouldn't be surprising her like that when she's 93, and that's probably a good point. Mariah Carey was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" and she said she was recovering from bronchitis, so she talked about that and her show in Vegas. She also discussed her many musical honors and not wanting to beat the Beatles' No. 1 record. Mariah also listed her favorite TV shows, including "Scandal" and "How to Get Away With Murder." She does not watch "Wives With Knives," for a variety of reasons.  Alexandra Daddario talked about the new movie "San Andreas," and filming scenes in a giant water tank in Australia. She plays The Rock's daughter. If you had a strong reaction to this week's "Game of Thrones" you should appreciate this video with Jimmy Kimmel's Aunt Chippy & friend Yehya watching the episode. The end is great. Mariska Hargitay was on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" and talked about appearing in Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" video. She's so excited about it, it's cute.Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 'The Bachelorette' Premiere's 13 Hot Mess ('Horned Up!') Moments Posted:  Now that "Mad Men" is over, "The Bachelorette" is ready to take its place as the best show on television. And by best we clearly mean most shamelessly IQ-reducing. But we're not here to judge, we're here to be the jury and pass stiff sentences against the clowns (that means you, Ryan M.) who showed up on Season 11's premiere to try and date Kaitlyn Bristowe, Britt Nilsson or whoever else showed up. We find most of them guilty of cringe-inducing silliness (not you, Joshua, Ian, Ben Z, Joe, Shawn B....) and sentence them to loving ridicule in this list. The official Bachelorette -- either Kaitlyn or Britt -- will be revealed Tuesday night in another hour special, but here are 13 highlights/lowlights from May 18's drunken, *dramatic,* and painfully awkward first episode. 1. Ryan Gets Drunk, Says Dumb Stuff Ryan M. both won and lost the night for the same reason: He was That Guy. Ryan had a fairly decent intro, just saying he was obsessed with Kaitlyn. Fair enough. But things quickly unraveled during the long wait for all the other guys to show up. Ryan won the race of who could get drunk the fastest. He said things like, "I'm all horned up right now, you don't even know what's going on." To emphasize the point, he followed with, "I'M HORNED UP, EVERYBODY!" Other great Ryanisms include, "I apologize for nothing," "I'm sorry for being awesome," "I want to date both of them. But because I'm selfish," "I'd love to take that girl out for a nice steak dinner and never call again," and "Is this the gay Bachelor?" Plus, he actually slurred to one of the guys, "Why am I not raping you right now?" Whattaguy! Thanks, ABC!  2. Ryan 'Sucks' Carpool Guy's Energy It was The Drunk Guy vs. The Amateur Sex Coach. Apparently threatened by the cheesiness of Shawn E. driving up in a pimped-out hot tub car, Ryan crashed Shawn's intro by shouting, "That car sucks!" Britt and Kaitlyn did not agree, and went to check out the car pool. Ryan continued to shout that Shawn sucked. Not impressive. It's sad when you can make an amateur sex coach in a car hot tub look classy. Kaitlyn even said if she could give a worst impression rose, she'd give it to Ryan for that move. Carpool guy later confronted Ryan about his disrespectful interruption and it did not go well. Ryan even repeated his diss: "You do suck, by the way. Everything about you."  3. Ryan Slaps Kaitlyn on the Ass And she did not appreciate it. It was outside during the voting period and he got a little handsy. Not OK.  4. Ryan Strips ... and Gets in the Pool He's not the pro stripper of the group, but apparently he got bored enough to strip and get in the pool. Then had trouble getting out of the pool and beached himself trying to exit.  5. Ryan Gets Thrown Out The women didn't even dump Ryan, they called in the big gun: Chris "Pimp Daddy" Harrison. Even Drunk Tim on Ashley Hebert's season didn't get this treatment. Chris said it's best if Ryan went home, so he staggered his way out to the dreaded White Van of Death. The punchline of this guy is that he's reportedly an ex-boyfriend of Nikki Ferrell, who was once engaged to Bachelor Juan Pablo. So we're going to have to go ahead place Nikki in the Bad Taste file.  6. Josh Is Ready For 'Magic Mike' Tattooed Josh just graduated from law school and he's studying for the bar, so to pay the bills -- he described in his intro -- he puts on a fireman outfit and gets his "Magic Mike" on. Don't worry about him feeling exploited, since, as he put it, "being a male dancer is one of the best feelings I've ever felt before."  7. 'Love Man' Is Here to Save the Day Jared was doing really well in his pre-limo intro -- even running clothing choices by his dog, which consistently wins us over -- then he said if he were a superhero he'd go into this as "Love Man" who will rescue the Bachelorette from all the evil men. To complete the idea, he broke open his shirt to reveal a Superman-esque heart shirt. Lost us.  8. Tony Is a Plant-Kissing Spiritual Gangster Tony the healer (like in "Harry Potter"?) is very flexible, which is great, but not only did he show off a groin stretch, he admitted he can be "anti-social" and "sensitive" and "unique" and went around kissing his plants. Meditation man also had us dozing with his monotone talk about puzzle pieces. Then he blew his intro by dropping the same line to Britt and Kaitlyn. Never a cool move, especially when they can hear you do it.  9. J.J. Pucks Kaitlyn Good J.J. went right up to Kaitlyn and said he's not from Canada like her, but he's played hockey all his life. He reached into his pocket and said "I would love to puck you." Kaitlyn was into it. "You pucked me good!" Nice. Where is that puck now, do you think? Give us some pucking details!  10. Britt's Gift Is ... Tissues? Kaitlyn got cool intro gifts like moonshine and balloons, so Britt was excited when Tanner said he had a gift for her. She was less excited when he said he was raised to believe, if a woman cried, a gentleman should give her tissues. So her gift was ... a pack of tissues. Not that cute, and not a very welcome reminder that she was one of the crying girls of "The Bachelor." Later in the night, Britt called him out for being a (bleep) about it, especially when he brought up keeping the tears to a minimum this time. It was awkward. But thanks for the gift?  11. Kaitlyn "Cheats" on Britt "The Bachelor" franchise rewards people who break the rules, so Britt shouldn't have been surprised when Kaitlyn broke protocol to sneak into the house partway through the limo intros to tell the guys they're killing it and it'll be over soon. Can't blame Kaitlyn for the strategic move but also can't blame Britt for feeling like it was a bit low. Viewers are overwhelmingly Team Kaitlyn, so they approved of the move, but if Britt had done it they probably would've been livid.  12. Yep, That Dude Is in a Cupcake Chris S. is a dentist who rode up to the "Bachelor" mansion in a cupcake car. He normally tells his patients to avoid sugar but he wanted to do something sweet for Britt and Kaitlyn. He should've given them his ride, that would've been the sweetest. But "Team Cupcake" worked for Ashley & JP, so he may be on to something.  13. Chris Harrison. Riding a Triceratops. Maybe this should've been Chris' cue to join the twosome and make it a trio. One smart gentleman approached Kaitlyn, saying he wanted to show off a portrait he drew. He didn't know who would be the Bachelorette so he drew someone he knew would be on the show no matter what: Chris Harrison. Riding a triceratops. Rose in hand. Brilliant. Well played, sir. Please make us a copy. Want more stuff like this? Like us on Facebook. This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
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